The Ryann Interview

  Friend of the blog Ryann is renowned for her Southern twang. Known for her fondness of 7brew and respected for her fluency in English as a native speaker. She brings a lot to the table for a once in a lifetime interview. What you're about to read are the exact transcripts of our wonderful conversation. I do think she is some how conspiring against me. Enjoy!


C: Ready Freddy?

R: Yes I am ready 

R: Nervy but excited 

C: Let’s rock and/or roll

C: What are your thoughts on the blog

R: I really like the blog and find it very entertaining 

C: How do you feel that you invented the idea of having interviews but are not the first

R: well I’m glad I can contribute to the blog and I don’t mind that I’m not the first but hoping to be the best 

C: What are your thoughts on the possibility that after you inevitably become unimaginably famous after this interview someone might get excited thinking they’ve seen you but it’s really that girl I was telling you about who looks like you and then they go around telling people that you have a chin that spans from here to Timbuktu?

R: ummm wow that was a lot to unpack but I would love to famous first of all and stay humble remember that you gave me my career!! I would hope that my fans could know what I looked like enough to confuse me like that but I mean all press is good press  

C: Do you have a favorite painting?

R: I don’t have a favorite painting but I do love david chihuly’s work I find it very fascinating 

C: Favorite restaurant chain

C: WITH ALL DELIBERATE SPEED! 

C: I do t have all night here!

R: I’m sorry 

C: The life of a blogger is fast paced!

R: Cheesecake factory 

C: AHHHH

R: [Context not over text] I’m not trying to kill you silly 

C: Did you drink enough water today?

R: no unfortunately my new years resolution is to drink more water 

C: Mission failed [*Message "disliked" by Ryann via text reaction*]

C: Lastly, if there were hypothetically someone I may happen to live with who I happen to know checks the blog is there anything you would like to say to this completely fictitious person 

R: hit my line 

R: hahaha

C: That’s all for now

C: May you never know the cold embrace of fear

R: your welcome and tell your fans my top movie picks 

R: 1. Baby driver

    2. Gladiator 

    3. 500 days of summer

    4. Top Gun

    5. Breakfast Club 

R: and of course the entire Harry Potter franchise griffyndor rise up

C: I’m cutting you off there

C: Harrison Potter is no friend of the blog


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