The Alan Interview

  Friend of the blog Alan visits the blog live from the other room! There's only one like him, enjoy the original transcript of our conversations with NO EDITS AFTER THE INTERVIEW OFFICIALLY ENDED!!! I'm a sucker for journalistic integrity, sorry AP, the readers are gonna have to go watch Duke.

C: Interview

C: Describe a day in your life

A: Slow start and hyper ending

C: Walk us through it

C: What does alan parent do on a given day

A: Wake up get ready scroll on insta on the way to what I have to do try to get breakfast/lunch and dinner then relax on my bed

C: Sounds busy

C: What’s your favorite thing right now

A: The shows invisible, severance

C: If you had to describe yourself to some of my readers that may not already know you how would you do so

A: Timid when you first meet me but you’ll get to know me and my thought processes relatively quick. Friendly to everyone don’t consider anyone an enemy

C: Who is your biggest enemy!!!

A: I don’t have any but my pet peeve is people who spoil thing that people haven’t seen yet

C: Good thing no one with the initials CM spoiled the Paul vs Tyson fight then

A: I was catching spoilers about that everywhere I was just forcing it into my subconscious 

C: How much do you love to dance?

A: Only when I hear something to dance to and not many people around but I really like when the time is necessary 

C: I think this was a nice little chat, do you have any closing remarks?

A: Watch duke if you haven’t watching it yet