The Alison Interview

 Friend of the blog Alison joins us for a lovely chat while she travels to far off lands. She's most famous for her Gamma who stands for everything bad in the world. Also known for having two hands. She is a flightless bird but she doesn't let that stop her can do attitude! Enjoy the interview which appears as it occurred with the exception that will be indicated by "[Redacted]". 

C: Interview 🥺

A: yes

A: i’m ready

C: What’s your experience with the blog been like?

A: do u want a performance review or as a reader

C: Both!

A: ok

A: as a reader i am thoroughly entertained and i love all your stories

A: the missing class one was a top 3 for me

A: as editor in chief, you are a delight to work with

C: Do you have a favorite adjective to describe me?

A: old soul

C: That’s so lame

A: fine let me think

C: I was hoping for five syllables 

A: ok

A: please hold

C: Holding

A: irreplaceable

C:  Touché!

C: What is your favorite thing right now?

A: 7brew blondies

A: (that is coffee)

C: If me and Gamma waged a generations long war against each others factions who would you side with? The righteous Connorites or the tyrannical Gammalas

A: gamma.

A: she is my blood

C: So you would benefit from the tyranny 

C: My children shall slay you 

A: if u think about it, i already am the tyranny

C: (In this hypothetical)

A: OH!

A: i think ur children would like me

C: My kids are the result of budding

C: They’re just little Connors

C: Anyhoo

C: What would you do with a million dollars

A: travel as much as possible

C: What about hummus?

A: i would eat exuberant amounts in greece when i travel there

C: What is the most Greek thing you can think of

C: Mine is [Redacted]

A: mamma mia

A: HAHAHA

A: NO WAY

C: I’m censoring that in the post

A: ARE YOU ACTUALLY GOING TO INCLUDE THAT

A: i was gonna say

C: You did say!

C: What’s the most random thing that you periodically think about

C: ?

A: sorry i had to attend to passenger princess duties

A: i am back

A: probably jonathan bailey in wicked singing dancing through life

C: My least favorite song, how wonderful 

A: that’s sick of you

C: I hate it

C: If you could blow up a city, would you?

A: no comment.

A: i don’t need this tracing back to me

C: I see

C: Favorite state?

A: hmm

A: that is hard

A: i guess new york

C: Other than ny

A: home and beaches and BECs what more could i need

A: fine then SC

C: Any closing remarks?

A: natalie, i hope you’re reading this and mad that i got interviewed before you

C: Whoa!

A: also, do good be good god bless go bills

C: That’s better 

A: thanks

C: Less likely to start a war

C: You were turning into me and gamma for a second 

A: she’s no goat, she’ll get over it!

C: I want that’s story so bad but that’s for another time. It was lovely having you on the blog. Go bills!