Connor's Corner

     Today I was walking to the library to slave away on some papers but on my walk, instead of feeling nothingness on account of the mundanity of simply walking to the library, I found myself oddly happy, filled with a warm feeling of cheer. Then it dawned on me, that feeling was the Christmas spirit! I was dressed cozy with a light jacket on with a warm coffee in my hand as I mosey through the cold and light flurries. It was a pleasant cold though, just cold enough that you get the aesthetics of seeing your breath but not offensively cold like January and February (and March). The snow was nice as well, it was hardly even there, you only just barely noticed it and if you weren't actively thinking about it like I was it would be easy to not pay any mind. It's that busy end of the semester too. That is to say there is no difference between this day in mid April and a day from mid December. So naturally I started to play Christmas music and decided to stay outside while I ...

 The blog is briefly coming out of hiatus to wish Ava a happy birfday. My current best friend that I don't know, my life would be exactly the same without her. I didn't know she existed prior to last night but now she is so old. She's aged a year in the 48 hours I've known her. What a fickle thing. I hope she gets lost in the utterly explosive energy of birfday festivities. 

 I will be putting 100% of my focus on the website until its complretion which is scheduled for circa early June.

 I have terrible news. Earlier today, Grandma Mug was taken from us is a very clumsy yet melodramatic accident. The handle is broken. I am very upset. Such an iconic mug. Her memory will live on. I have been forced to resort to the mug I got in a goodie bag after touring my apartment for next year.  I am very upset with this development. Please bear with me through this tumultuous time.

  Friend of the blog Natalie joins me to primarily about someone who the blog isn't overly fond of. Natalie is famous for being a bird of flight. She is no flightless bird! What you will now read is our exact conversation with only one redaction indicated by "[Redacted]". Enjoy... C: Interview! C: Are you ready? N: YES C: How’s the weather  N: The weather is something that I am quite fond of. I was a meteorologist for a semester. Today it was a high of 62 partly cloudy. C: Sounds lovely  N: Thanks C: What are your thoughts on people who are actively in a hummus kick? N: They are HELLA annoying. Attention seeking for real. Like it’s just chick pea mush.  C: I hate people like that C: I anyone you hate right now? N: Yeah her name starts with A  N: Ends with lison  C: I have a “friend” like that N: Yeah.  N: I bet.  C: She’s the worst N: I agree C: She’s li...

  Friend of the blog Alan visits the blog live from the other room! There's only one like him, enjoy the original transcript of our conversations with NO EDITS AFTER THE INTERVIEW OFFICIALLY ENDED!!! I'm a sucker for journalistic integrity, sorry AP, the readers are gonna have to go watch Duke. C: Interview C: Describe a day in your life A: Slow start and hyper ending C: Walk us through it C: What does alan parent do on a given day A: Wake up get ready scroll on insta on the way to what I have to do try to get breakfast/lunch and dinner then relax on my bed C: Sounds busy C: What’s your favorite thing right now A: The shows invisible, severance C: If you had to describe yourself to some of my readers that may not already know you how would you do so A: Timid when you first meet me but you’ll get to know me and my thought processes relatively quick. Friendly to everyone don’t consider anyone an enemy C: Who is your biggest ...

 Friend of the blog Alison joins us for a lovely chat while she travels to far off lands. She's most famous for her Gamma who stands for everything bad in the world. Also known for having two hands. She is a flightless bird but she doesn't let that stop her can do attitude! Enjoy the interview which appears as it occurred with the exception that will be indicated by "[Redacted]".  C: Interview 🥺 A: yes A: i’m ready C: What’s your experience with the blog been like? A: do u want a performance review or as a reader C: Both! A: ok A: as a reader i am thoroughly entertained and i love all your stories A: the missing class one was a top 3 for me A: as editor in chief, you are a delight to work with C: Do you have a favorite adjective to describe me? A: old soul C: That’s so lame A: fine let me think C: I was hoping for five syllables  A: ok A: please hold C: Holding A: irreplaceable C:  ...